Mike is finally getting hitched this weekend and selfless Groomsman Eddie is there to show him off in style with more tales of vaginal conquests and the infidelity of married women with broken dreams. This show comes at a time of mourning, for we have lost a beautiful soul who has inspired millions. By the way, Eddie is drunk as fuck.
Back from the dead come a couple of crackhead addicts to talk shit for an hour. One is addicted to alcohol, the other is literally addicted to crack… butt crack. Don’t get too exited. We got too many bad habits up in this bitch to make a weekly show one of them, but here you go assholes. Here’s a show. Quit yer bitchin.
Nicole is so proud that she’s joined the butt club that she shows us hers. Yes that’s right, at some point during this episode Nicole goes pantsless. You may want to watch the video stream for this one. Oh she’s also completely freggin sloshed so you may not understand a word she says.
I know it’s early but we didn’t plan it that way. Our fans decided this would be the Christmas show and they would not be ignored. We came up with a new segment, but this is a weird ass show overall. You have to be a real fan to appreciate it.
Finally, the best show on planet Earth is back to rock your world …which happens to be the same place. There’s a lot to catch up on so this is a jam-packed show, but you can keep up our intelligent English-speaking fans.
This is not an Episode of A I Bugging You. This is the First Annual Am I Bugging You Fantasy Football Draft. If you want a show, listen to a show. This is not a show. Understand? Let me repeat myself in case you’re slow which is likely, THIS IS NOT A SHOW. Don’t watch this if this is the first thing you’ve watched. Seriously.
We celebrate Nicole’s birthmonth on the 1-year Anniversary of the show. New guest Ana joins us to get subjected to the ‘ol “in-out, in-out” before we get back to more important subjects like patriotic dildos. God bless Hulk Hogan, God bless America.
Legendary Poo Princess Christina joins after a 1-year hiatus to tell us about her pet cock “Triki Ti”, as the rest of the cast tries to be more like the Cloondog. It took two weeks for us to return but we’re fired up with an extra long super turbo show topped with a 59-cent sour cream, some dedicated love songs, and a closed but spotless Dunkin Donuts. God bless America, and God bless Hulk Hogan.
Michael returns from his miserable 24-hour jaunt to Wisconsin to reunite with assclown Ronald McDonald and “Four Bowls” Nicole. So grab your refried fries, filet-o-shit and come listen to some amazing stories of the lives of miserable assholes… and you will pick up that #4 croissanwich off the blacktop and eat it… and you like it. You like it, bum.
Ok, everybody, here’s what we’re doing… Nicole is late again, so we’re going to get back at her when she gets here. We’re going to tell her that Mike caught Natalie sucking Klaus’ dick and that they broke up and the wedding’s off. Eddie has been texting her and she is totally buying it. We’re going to see how long we can keep it going before we lose it. Ready? Here we go…
Nicole returns after destroying lives to shit in Mike’s house while Eddie tells stories of much more natural ocean shits. Mike has irrational fears of the ocean being vacuumed into his virgin asshole. Old men shouldn’t be swimming out there anyway. Vanessa, mikes personal bartender who loves dick but not mike’s dick cause he was just taking a shit, joins us also.
This show has done it yet again, breaking new ground to bring you the best in free internet entertainment. This time, Eddie brings his escort (otherwise known as “Throw Up Chick”) and we make podcast history. This is a show that is so groundbreaking, so revolutionary, that podcasting me be forever changed because of it. So, make sure to “double bag” it for one hell of a show.
(No video for this show on account that UStream is a steaming pile of dog shit)
In this very special episode of “Am I Bugging You?”, we get serious. There is nothing funny about child molestation, nothing at all. Killing them is no good either. Burying them in the back yard is worse. Please don’t duct-tape their breathing-holes either, cause that’s no good. Follow your heart, people! Do it for Gary Coleman! Do it for Hulk Hogan!
Mike, the entrepreneur (that’s french for guy that wants to make money for himself other than depending on a greek bailout), wants to give away his box of plastic dicks. All you have to do is invite a new fan to our facebook page and have them post that they want a free dick for you. It’s as easy as that! Mike’s box o’ dicks is up for grabs. …God, that is an amazing sentence. In any case, Eddie and Mike have a fantastic time talking about shit as usual and trying to write a description for these shows is becoming increasingly difficult.
Nicole stops by the market and picks up a jar of dickles for this very special podcast about growing old. Yes, Mike & Eddie are getting up there in age and reminiscing about the “good old days” when you would eat a nice boiled chicken and watch a Liberace PBS special before drifting off to sleep as you were getting dickled. Redfox from Sporkroast and DJ from Green Light Show try out our call-in line and eddie get the first ever “Internet Radio Humjob.” DO NOT MISS THIS SHOW!
Eddie PLUS Mike kiss and have make up sex LIVE on show. Seriously, it disgusting! Mike pulls off Eddie’s skinny jeans and gave a lickin that kept on tickin. Eddie did sexy dance for Mike and audience. Cool Nick watch and name hotels. Nicole is hot. This discrepscion by Pawel, fan of thee show. Join on Facebook for pictures of Polish cock and Eddie.
Eddie returns from Greece to tell his tails of romance and adventure, but Mike has something else on his mind and an epic battle of egos ensues, the likes of which no more mortal has seen before. Will this be the last Am I Bugging You episode? Read more »
Mike is upset. Everyone laughs at Mike. Everyone calls Mike an asshole. Eddie thinks Mike’s an asshole. The fans think Mike’s an asshole. Other podcasts like Green Light Show think Mike’s an asshole. New guests Todd and Donna chime in about how Mike’s an asshole. Everyone hates Mike. Mike is an alcoholic. Mike licks dog dick.
Nicole has been going through a “rough one” and we discuss her drinking and hygene “issues”. She’s got more of them than Sport Illustrated (waka… ba-dum-chuk!). This prompts Eddie to distribute beauty products …on Mike’s face. I donnn liiiiieeeke eet!
Oh Lord Sir, please bless this podcast and all that it stands for. Bless our fans and sprinkle your “holy water” all over their faces and agape mouths, for they are your sheep and you must cast your truth upon them. Lord, bless the holy matrimony of Mike and Natalie despite her anger towards you and your “Mary Magdalene-like” sidekick Nicole, for ye are full of holy and thou holiness is large and erect and massive. Let us prey.
On a beautiful Sunday afternoon, the Legion of Truth convenes to fight boredom and mediocrity, however the superheroes are two and a half hours late so the hoards of fans succumb to mid-day golf programing and 1970′s cowboy movie reruns instead. But a select few endure to hear the most amazing collection of bullshit yet, and just when you think it’s all over… BAM!!! SEAFOOD REMIX!
In this possible final episode of Am I Bugging You?, Cool Nick rejoins us in the planning for Mike’s funeral after his sudden, yet expected, demise due to a rushed and unplanned commitment. Since Mike is the only one that knows how to use the soundboard (…and that’s some bad planning right there), this may very well be the last show of Am I Bugging You?. However, don’t worry. The funeral will be televised for your viewing pleasure… and it will be a pleasure alright!
Mike returns from his much-needed gay dolphin cruise vacation to find a new, more sensitive, and love-seeking Eddie. This new eddie seeks companionship rather than just another piss-receptacle. Nicole joins in as the trio realizes that they’ve forgotten how to podcast. We also unveil a photograph from DoggE Dog’s checkered past.
